To cry and masturbate at the same time; to lament while "beating it".
"I heard after Carla turned him down, he just hid in her room and WAAHsturbated. She had to call the cops!"
by spankle February 12, 2010
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Using one's tears as a lubrication for masturbation.
After my cat died, I started to waahsturbate on all of the walls
by nestlepeniscum March 04, 2009