An Acronym meaning Way To Blunted Syndrome. Way To Blunted Syndrome (W.T.B.S) occurs when one smokes way to much weed
at once and becomes stoned
past the point of simple recreation. Being this high puts you in a sort of "White Noise" state. Symptoms of W.T.B.S include (but are not limited to) lose of feeling in face, lighting your cigarette the wrong way, suddenly realizing that the song you are listening to ended ten minutes ago, putting sentences together like George W. Bush, and getting excited because you beat your dog in a staring contest. W.T.B.S syndrome feels incredible, but due to the dumb decisions one tends to make while suffering from Way To Blunted Syndrome (such as mooning a cop) it can be dangerous to yourself or others.
Person 1: Dude last night I watched family guy on mute while listening to dubstep and cypress hill!
Person 2: Wow, you must have had W.T.B.S
Stands for "Want to Buy". Used in internet or game channels where trading is involved. Very commonly heard in the video game Diablo 2.
WTB Clean SS! no n00b bids
Stands for "What the Bro" - A derivation of normally vulgar terms such as What the Fuck, What the Hell or What the 'Zad. Used in reference to a situation where one gets "bro'd", the male version of "hoe'd". Can be used in any context whenever a bro gets shat on, whether it is a light shat or heavy shat. Term originated in Houston, Texas and is increasingly becoming popular in the South.
You went to the game with a P instead of me? WTB? I don't know what the bro you broin about, but you need to bro the bro off, bro!
With that being said
Wtbs, if you want to join our group please have a photo on your profile or you will not be added.
Stands for, "With The Boys". Often used when texting, tweeting, and/or as a hashtag when posting pictures on Instagram. Used when one is hanging out with a particular group of his/her bros.
Thirsty Hoe: Hey there ;)
Bro: The fuck you want?
Thirsty Hoe: What's up? ;)
Bro: Not much, chillin' WTB
With the boys
"Hey, i'm going out wtb tonight"
REAL definition: Wrong Time Boner.
An accidental boner that occurs in the most unlikely or unexpected of times. Generally occurs in class while dreaming about girls, teachers and occasionally... cats.
Guy 1: Hey bro, why you leaving class so early.
Guy 2: WTB.