W.O.K.

An abbreviation for Without Kids. Typically refers to the circumstance where a parent is free to party. Often used every other weekend to describe single or divorced parents who share custody. Generally, it is only used to refer to people with kids, but the term can also refer to a general state of being without kids.

Should not be confused with wok.

“Cathy is taking the kids up to her parents this weekend. So it’s on tonight boys. I’m W.O.K.!”

“She was cool, but I’m only looking to date someone W.O.K.”

“I hope you got in a disco nap. Kelly is W.O.K. tonight so she’ll be cramming in a month’s worth of partying.”

W.O.K. by Chiguy August 12, 2007

W O K E

When a person or peoples is no longer resident sleeper.

I'm kidding I'm kidding (slep) UNLESS W O K E.

W O K E by Moody (aka modhacks) October 17, 2019

E.W.O.K. 

Easy Women Of Kailua = those horrible girls that can be easily spotted around Kailua, Hawaii. They are given that nickname.
Best known for sleeping around, enough people know, just disgusting chicks.

"E.W.O.K.'s make better lovers" or "Yup, she's an E.W.O.K."

E.W.O.K. by Kaleilei March 6, 2009

S.W.O.K

Single With Out Kids. Used to remind family, friends, and co-workers with children that they cannot afford the nice 75" inch TV, trip to Spain, or other frivolous expenditures due to their need to prioritize differently than the single person.

"You bought a bigger TV? What's wrong with the old one?"
"Nothing, it's a benefit of being S.W.O.K."

S.W.O.K by ZaGriz September 5, 2019

s m o k y b r o w n 

A young man with dark skin, most likely from Nigeria, who is very perverted and dirty. He tends to make random noises at random moments. He sometimes wears glasses.

(by Terrør)

That idiot over there is just like s m o k y b r o w n.

s m o k y b r o w n by terror the retard August 21, 2017

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. 

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. is the worst.

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT May 2, 2018

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. 

Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. by ScrewserGaming June 5, 2018