WAF- (abbr) Wife Acceptance Factor
The Wife Acceptance Factor is the number between 1 and 10 applied to electronic devices that get brought home. This number relates to how understanding a spouse is about it's usage and, indeed, it's very presence.
Eg: "The W.A.F. on my new digital camera is at an 8.6"
Eg: "With my lighting controls not working, the W.A.F. on my my home automation system is at an all time low"
Pronounced "waf" as in "waffle." Its an acronym for "What A Fag" or "What A Faggot" and is said after some douche does or says something douche-like or gay. It can be shouted at some jerkoff who just said something politically correct or be muttered under your breath to your friend in class because your male teacher is wearing purple shorts.
Dude: Don't be gay, Manpuss.
Manpuss: Hey! Don't say that. That is offensive to me!
Bro: Why? Are you gay?
Manpuss: No, I am not.
Dude: W.A.F., man.
Bro: True. True.
Manpuss: Whatever, you racists.
Bro: W.A.F. for days.
Wild As Fuck
I just realized you tried to call me cute on the slide. Lol.
The Girl then says you W.A.F.!
Wicked Awesome Films
BFF1: OMG! have u seen the last W.A.F. episode?
BFF2: no, why?
BFF1: omg it was so funny! the best by far!