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A polite way to refer to a lady's cunt. An alternative to 'twunt' which is another extremely polite way of referring to it.
"Look at that beautiful split-arse over there Dean" exclaimed Phillip "I imagine she has a splendid Vulvgina tucked away somewhere... I'd just die to see her knicker-sausages..."
by DavidShaw September 28, 2007

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