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a person or entity who profits from the suffering and misfortune of others
His lawyer is a total vulture.
by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2011
 
1.
(1)adj. Any person/thing who picks apart/scavenges through an object or place to obtain useful or working parts/pieces to benefit himself.

(2)v. the act of picking apart/scavenging through an object or place to obtain useful or working parts/pieces to benefit oneself.

adj. Vulture
v. Vultured, Vulturing
adv. Vulturingly
(1) "Dude! he's such a vulture! There's nothing left of that toaster!"

(2) "He totally just vultured that computer! there are no more working parts!"

"They really went through that pastry shop vulturingly; there is nothing good left!"
by Tyler Mark June 11, 2008
 
2.
a guy who would woo a vulnerable girl who just came from a bad relationship or had a bad break up.
Albert just vultured Karen!
You are such a vulture! You know she just broke up with John.
by onebigjesus! March 23, 2008
 
3.
Derogatory (although deserved) term for panhandlers after their method of sizing up who looks the most vulnerable to be hit up on for money, like the bird species which swoops around looking for what they think are weak and/or injured animals to consume.

I see some homeless people swooping all around me like vultures, time to make a abrupt turn away from them!
by Piranha August 20, 2006
 
4.
(verb) to actively wait until a relationship ends, and then swoop in and attempt to establish one's own relationship.

However, no sabotage is done, as in a vulture circling above an animal (the relationship) dying in the desert. Vultures are scavengers, and let the relationship fall apart naturally so they don't feel guilty (although guilt may be present regardless.)
"You've really got some nerve to vulture us like that, George!"

"But Jenny!"
by BTBAM14 January 26, 2008
 
5.
A friend who would have sex with your gf/bf or spouse. A friend who would would get your date your ex knowing that you still love them
That kid is a vulture, im gonna punch him right in the face
by random person March 14, 2005
 
6.
when a guy pecks a girl in the face with his erect penis until her nose bleeds
wow i just gave that chick the vulture!
by Michael Fitz December 16, 2006
 
7.
Someone who picks up all the drunk girls at a club. Like a vulture they circle around trying to find a girl who is trashed and then swoops in and tries to pick her up.
That guys a fuckin vulture!

Im going to be a vulture tonight.
by meh March 25, 2005