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e-vorced 

An E-vorce is when your significant other changes their "marital status" on myspace, facebook, etc. When they are upset with you. This can be temporary or permanent depending on the seriousness of the situataion.
"Hey Blue Eyes, your facebook says you are single again, wanna make out?

"No, my wife just e-vorced me for the day since I forgot to put the seat down, she will get over it and fix my status later"
e-vorced by Blue Eyes, yo February 18, 2010
Related Words
Its an unseen force possessed only by Females to manipulate all mankind.
She used the power of the vorce to leverage the argument.
Vorce by anonymous March 16, 2021
Portmanteau of "vortic" and "incel", where "vortic" means chaos.

A vorcel is a based incel who follows the tenets of anarcofabism and its prophet's teachings.
Fuck off cuck I'm vorcel not incel, you disgusting slave of Moloch.
Vorcel by Anonfabist September 18, 2020
A big black sexy boy with a giant dick and blue balls,
Person 1: Hey, look its a Vorcin_!
Person 2: Dam i wanna suck his nipples
Vorcin_ by MOnkeyu August 27, 2022

Vorcabism 

The euphoric feeling just after correctly using a new word.
"Dude, calm down. You just had a vorcabism after you said that. Its not like you're the first one to say Flirtationship"
Vorcabism by Wardrobe Lamppost February 12, 2009

Use the Vorce 

Using the sympathy generated from a recent divorce as a way of picking up guys or girls on rebound; either for the recipient or target.

NB: Especially effective in situations with friends called Luke
Jim: Go lay it on that girl over there
Luke: Im not sure im ready after my divorce.
Jim: Use the Vorce, Luke.

Jess: What about that cute guy over there?
Sera: I heard he just got divorced; what do you think?
Jess: Use the Vorce Sara, he'll be well up for it.
Use the Vorce by Homak October 21, 2011