Def 1) Failed. Wrong. Useless. A failure epic in nature
Def 2) one who thinks they are Gods gift to everything but so blinded they can not see how everyone thinks they are a sad sad joke.
Allen: Von Douchebag
Tim: He tried to take over the meeting like he was the only one with half a brain! Does he really think we're idiots?
Allen: Actually I know he does. He's Von Douchebag.
She was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago! She only lives down the street. What a Von Douchebag.
Mommy! Lauren broke my playstation! It won't work at all! She totally Von Douched it!