Top Definition
A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.
Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms
by Anna Norwood February 24, 2008
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