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(n.) A small, swedish house with a panzer engine on the front and "HOWS MY DRIVING? 555-FUCK-YOU" stickers on the back.
throw as many bricks as you want at this volvo-you won't dent it.
by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004
A couch with wheels, a mobile coffin. Nothing on the road is more comfortable, or less inspiring, than a Volvo. The car with the most least used indicators as most drivers forget they aren't in their living rooms, or alive. Be careful of the "R" version, the racing couch. Twice as fast, just as plush. Real Volvos stopped with Turbo Bricks.
Sorry for not using my indicators, I'm driving a Volvo. It's difficult to remember I'm not asleep on my couch.
by lolvolvo January 29, 2014
only true champions are worthy of this absolute tankmobile.
get out of that fuggin ricer and into this volvo wagon!!!!!!!!
by honky mcgee December 10, 2003
Carla Soprano's vulva as mentioned by Tony during one of his sessions with his psychiatrist in the last season(?).
".. I know she's been having problems with her volvo and like that..."
by doc001 July 03, 2012
that girl last night had a VOLVO and im not talking about the car.
by Dnuggs21 March 19, 2010
The maker of the only station wagon other than the Dodge Magnum that looks good - the V70R. 300HP, AWD, safety, world's most comfortable seats, wide stance - imagine picking up your kids in that. WOW
2005 V70R - smokes every other wagon but the Magnum.
by J September 28, 2004
A Swedish brand of automobile, now owned by Ford Motor Company, renowned for it's high level of safety features.

SLANG: Volvo is code for Vulva (Pussy lips) to mean either the lips specifically, or simply the female crotch area generally.
I'd sure love to pump that bitch's Volvo full of gas!
by Little Amy June 08, 2006
A safe and reliable Swedish automobile that is commonly associated with College Professors, mothers with multiple children in sporting activities at different schools, and any resident of Vermont. Also known as a "brick" or "Swedish school bus". Most Volvos are station wagons with nearly a dozen air bags and headlights that never turn off. Newer models are now turbocharged to nearly an inch of their life, breaking any stereotype associated thus far.
That Volvo has nearly 400,000 miles on it, and it will not die.
by Mattikus October 08, 2005

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