1. Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
2. Very Old Loose Vaginal Opening (Courtsey of another definition).
3. Many More.
Volvos are known to be "crappy," yet many of their oldest models such as the 240, 740, 950, and 850 series still surpass many of the standards held by crappy american or ricer car companies today.
Specifically, the 850 is the most commonly sought after model as it is most convenient for tuning and mods.
Volvos run forever and ever.
Additionally, Volvos are, for all practical purposes, the best cars on the market. Everything up to and including sexual intercourse is still safe while within the confines of Volvo's spacious cars.
Volvos kick the shit out of competition because they are the competition.
Volvo owner: Maybe it could. But im more likely going to be walking away in the event of a crash!