1. Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
2. Very Old Loose Vaginal Opening (Courtsey of another definition).
3. Many More.
Volvos are known to be "crappy," yet many of their oldest models such as the 240, 740, 950, and 850 series still surpass many of the standards held by crappy american or ricer car companies today.
Specifically, the 850 is the most commonly sought after model as it is most convenient for tuning and mods.
Volvos run forever and ever.
Additionally, Volvos are, for all practical purposes, the best cars on the market. Everything up to and including sexual intercourse is still safe while within the confines of Volvo's spacious cars.
Volvos kick the shit out of competition because they are the competition.
Volvo. Text translation: "to style a volvo is like putting make-up on a pig".
a REAL volvo
My 1992 944GL, E-code Headlights Baby!!!!!
1991 Volvo 940 Turbo
The Volvo 262C, body by coachbuilder Bertone. The cars were based on Volvo's 2-series coupe. Bertone's take on it had a lower roof and smaller, squarish rear side windows.
The interior of the Volvo 264TE. There are a pair of extra fold-down seats.
Flash Green S60R, Titanium V70R
Volvo owner: Maybe it could. But im more likely going to be walking away in the event of a crash!