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1. Is a German Word that translates to bird.

2. It is also an uncommon last name.
1. Betrachten Sie diesen Vogel (Look at that bird).

2. Mike Vogel.
by ahdoublecheh November 13, 2008
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That guy is a total Vogel. I worship him.
by Rohit Kumar February 09, 2004
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Someone who is a closet weenie toucher that gets off on spending the night in cemeteries looking for ghosts and getting fisted by long fingered alien dudes.

A person that insults you for not taking their hobbies seriously and gets pissed off and threatens to kill you when you attempt to defend yourself.
Can you believe that douche? He totally Vogeled out on us about our ghost tour.

While I was walking through the park last night, some guy tried to Vogel me about gay fisting.
by Jud Bgrdmchn June 27, 2006
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A 55 year-old man who has investigated the Occult for over 40 years and a practicing WITCH for over 23 years. He is the ex-NJ Director of many Wiccan anti-defamation groups, eg, WARD, WADL, and WLPA. He has helped MANY people with religious discrimination cases.

He is a legally-ordained minister, High Priest, Elder, Teacher, and political activist, and has lectured to colleges, and radio/tv/newspapers.

He has no respect for credentials; "respect must be EARNED".
He also thinks for himself, and many of his opinions incur the wrath of some of the ghost/Pagan Community. BUT, he has many, many friends -- open-minded people who are not afraid to question the status quo.
The "stale" teacher's views didn't agree with Vogel.
by Norm VOGEL March 14, 2007
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An individual who revels in salaciously-gazing at booties -- regardless of gender/ethnicity.
The Vogel came when gazing at an impeccable, Yoga Pants-adorning booty.
by Impeccable_Writer December 22, 2015
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v.

1. To lie down, especially to sleep.
2. To cease motion, work, or activity.
3. To engage in frivilous activity, esp. related to music.
4. To enter a state of entropy.
1. He just kept vogeling around with his guitar.
2. I wonder if that guy is going to vogel with his tuning, or just play already.
3. I'm going to go home and vogel around for a bit, then I'll give you a call.
by Brian Redbeard November 29, 2005
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dutch word for bird and fail because it always attacks poeple (including himself) and also likes to spread deceases
thats is a real vogel

he acts like a vogel

he's a vogel he attacked me
by geenzin March 01, 2010
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