|1.||Vodka of the Gods|
The plastic, $10 handles of vodka Trader Joe's sells, mainly to broke college students and alcoholics. Ingesting will lead to hangovers not for the faint of heart.
My parents thought they'd be smart and give me Trader Joe's gift cards so I could only buy food with the money instead of booze and weed - too bad they didn't think of Vodka of the Gods! ...now I just need to find someone who'll accept microwavable meals in exchange for ganja....