It is hard to tell if someone is a Vit (Vitilus). They usually seem normal to the outside world, but they almost always live in Texas and wear large cowboy boots, another one of their sexual fetishes.
"Vits" don't have many interests other than their fetishes and their online games, but most show interest in bears, beats, and battlestar galactica.
Contrary to their seemingly disturbed minds, a Vitilus does posses an immense wisdom, and often times will know just what you are trying to talk about, even though your words may be unclear. Though their understanding is vast like a sage, a Vitilus usually won't offer much advice because frankly all they care about is putting their penises in a cow while wearing cowboy boots with lots of spurs.
Oh, just take him to the local Vitilus. Remember, Vit knows what yer' talkin' 'bout.