Day 1 Tutu: I need to take a shit, but if I take a shit now, people will make fun of me.
Day 2 Tutu: I need to take a shit, but I guess I can hold it for just a bit longer.
Day 3 Tutu: I need to shit real bad... The pressure is killing me...
Day 4 Tutu: Oww... I can't walk... it hurts my rectum.
Day 5 Tutu: FUCK! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! THIS FEELS LIKE JACK RAMMING HIS TWO INCH COCK IN MY ASS.
Clark: You're such a queer Vithooshan.
Vithooshan: Can you save it for me please?
Vithooshan: Then just take a dump in my hands please, ill pay
Long: *cries and runs away*
Vithooshan: I love africans
Month 2: "No! I don't watch porn!"
Month 3: "Stop asking! I don't watch porn!"
Month 4: "Seriously. You can check my laptop. I don't watch porn."
Month 5: "OKAY! I admit it! I do watch porn!!!"
The Questioner: "Wow. It took you 5 months to admit it. You're such a vithooshan."
Twig: Duh, don't you know the Vithooshan Principle?
Greer: Oh that makes sense now!