| 1. | Vitaphilia | ||
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Vi-ta-phil-i-a vy-tah-fill-ee-uh
- Noun The erotic attraction to living beings. The opposite of necrophilia. Many zombies are considered to be strong vitaphiliacs and most suffer from advanced Voreaphiliaalso. Ex. 1
Dude 1: Dude! I'd totally bang that chick! Therapist: I see. You appear to have a strong case of vitaphilia! Ex. 2 Zombie 1: Graah, guh, bwuh, GRAAAH. {Translation: Hey, there is such a hot, helpless girl over there! I think I'll go over and "eat her out", if you catch my meaning!} Zombie 2: Bwuh? Grahhgh hugrhh! {Translation: What? That's sick! You must have vitaphilia!} Zombie 1: Gruhbuh, raghhh. {Translation: At least I'll be eating tonight, asshole.} |
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