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1. the act of molesting lil boys in a sexual way

2. A person who's life is meaningless

3. A boring person who has no life
1. Don't go over there, he's a vitale.

2. His life was so Vitale

3. He's so boring. He's a vitale.
by kewee January 05, 2008
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1.
Can be used to describe a person who's sexuality is unknown. Also a transexual, a she-male, a tranny, a pole smoker, also can be used to describe someone who's also ashamed of their body for reasons unknown. Most likely because they have something to hide 'you know where.'
check out that husky woman over there... dude, thats not a woman, thats a VITALE.
by slwfg August 23, 2007
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2.
Can be used to describe a person who's sexuality is unknown. Also a transexual, a she-male, a tranny, a pole smoker, also can be used to describe someone who's also ashamed of their body for reasons unknown. Most likely because they have something to hide 'you know where.'

check out that husky woman over there... dude, thats not a woman, thats a VITALE.
by suhf August 28, 2007
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3.
Someone who posseses qualities of a homosexual. Someone who will take homosexual sex any place they can get it including the internet. someone in denial of their sexuality.
Dude, we always knew you were a 'Vitale'. 'Closet Homosexual'. Vitale ended up hooking up with MIKE after he came out of the closet.
by Blow hard boy September 09, 2007
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4.
A term for a person who abuses women. A professional torturer/bully.
1. That guy over there who beat up his wife is a Vitale.'

2. That punk whos berating his friend is a Vitale.
by Clikd January 25, 2008
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5.
a beautiful person who is considerate caring and giving. angelic and just downright amazing!
wow look at that beautiful girl over there, that has to be a Vitale!
by mahabah jababa December 05, 2011
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6.
Synonym for pond scum, trash, human waste, jizz, shit, rubbish, drivel, garbage, idiocy, nonsense, worthless, hooey, crap, junk, bull, fake, cheap, shoddy, foolish, mess, dirt, baloney, ruins, drivel, discarded, bunk, litter, dud, letdown, bomb, botch, catastrophe.
I wouldnt piss on a vitale if it was on fire.
by stoppage September 08, 2007
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