A nomadic & free-spirited man, with long golden locks. Vita-Man is easy going and has many practical skills and bulk knowledge, yet has not mastered his digestive system. His diet of celery and beer gives him a frequent and unmistakeable tone (from the back-joot) that can be heard from great distances.
- That sounded like a Vita-Man fart!
- greener than Vita-Man's breakfast
- Good bloke and a hard worker...just like Vita-Man