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A state that has 51% non-native born citizens and losing it's culture quickly due to this, especially in Northern Virginia. Native Virginians don't care if they are in the south(tidewater,central,and west mountain area) or mid-atlantic(Northern Virginia/suburbs of D.C). We care about our own history rather then identifying with the whole south or mid-atlantic. 6 out of 10 people living Virginia were not born there.
Ohio guy - Oh cool so your from Virginia? Tell me about the american revolution and confederacy!

Virginia guy - *laughs* Oh hell no, I'm from New York but I live here, and it's called Northern Virginia not Virginia.
by SouthernBoyy May 30, 2006
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Where the virgins live and the virginas frolic.
College friend#1 "let's go to virginia"
College friend#2 "have you had sex?"
College friend#1 " yes"
College friend#2 "no"
by El domarino July 04, 2014
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A smoking hot Southern woman; typically, a blonde haired blue-eyed bombshell with high expectations, wit and elegance. Known for being extremely smart and mature for her age, she is worth the extra effort to get to know. Commonly amongst her many friends, she's understanding and is constantly putting others first. Loves to laugh, find adventure and really has everything going for her.
If you can keep her, Virginia will be the best thing that ever happened to you.
by Ontherocks November 25, 2013
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This place has it all. Good dope, moonshine, lots of guns and hard working folks. If you can get over yourself and look past gratuitous flaunting of the rebel flag its a cool place. Most VA residents do not consider NOVA as a part of VA. NOVA is kinda like D.C.'s mentally challenged little sister that spends most of her days locked in the closet drinking fluorinated tap water from a dog bowl. If you want to work hard and peruse the real American dream come to VA. If you want to spend your life in traffic and a pool of wannabe cultural piss move to NOVA.

Sic semper tyrannis
I left Virginia now I want to come home.
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Home of all the virgins..

But in all seriousness, it was where the revolutionary war ended with the battle of Yorktown on the eastern half of state.
It is also home to the largest naval base in the world @ Norfolk and the Hampton Roads Region(SE VA) has the largest collection of military personnel in the world with Yorktown Weapons Station,Fort Monroe,Langley AFB, Fort Eustis, Norfolk Naval Base, Oceana Navy Station, and Amphibious Station/Joint Base Little Creek, and others..
Don't bother on going west past Richmond on back roads, 'cause you will get slaughtered..
All the hillbillies live in Sewells Point,Virginia.. All the murderers happen in the 757..
by tabb2014hawk July 28, 2011
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A state that looks like a dead turkey, is divided by every weather map on TV, has one of the largest malls on the east coast, does not have incestuous lovers, (that'd be West Virginia if you're into that kind of thing.), is full of people who, like me, aren't shotgun owning old men, and has diverse wildlife and natural attractions. We don't have southern accents unless we're right on the southern border, no one says "OMG VIRGINIA VAGINAAAA!" unless they're under the age of eight, we don't hump our uncles, and we don't shoot trespassers, believe it or not.
Young Virginian: HEY, ZOMG VIRGINIA VAGINA!
Adolescent Virginian: Hey, I've never humped my uncle.
Middle Aged Virginian: Hey, my kids aren't the product of myself and my brother.
Elderly Virginian: Hey, if you hop on my lawn I won't shoot you in a moonshine-induced haze.
Inconsiderrate and immature UrbanDictionary user: HEY, LOL VIRGINIA SOUNDS LIKE VAGINA AND DEY FORNICATE WID DERE UNCLEZ IN VIRGINIA LAWLZLZLWLZL!!!!!!!1
by HAYYYYvirginia June 15, 2007
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The most boring state on the face of the planet. For the life of me, I can't understand why anyone would ever move here.
Our malls suck and usually have like 3 stores. Our beach is freezing and overcrowded. We've all been on 8 field trips to a farm and 4 to some historical building. They closed our local ice skating rink so now there are literally NO activities.
I don't understand why there's such a drug problem in Virginia. They have tons of fun stuff to do. They could go visit Monticello... again... or go to a farm, or the mall. I hear the mall has a Spencers AND an Aeropostale!

I smoke marijuana because i live in Virgnia and there's literally nothing else to do. true story

Don't ever move to Virginia.
by xz315 April 17, 2011
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