State in the mid-Atlantic region of the USA. Filled with conservative rich, white men who own shotguns and buy the moonshine produced in the rural areas of the state. One of the state mottos is "Virginia is for lovers." This should be more appropriately be changed to, "Virginia is for lovers - SOME RESTRICTIONS APPLY."
There are few forward-thinking individuals in Virginia.
by bikehorn January 02, 2005
The most boring state on the face of the planet. For the life of me, I can't understand why anyone would ever move here.
Our malls suck and usually have like 3 stores. Our beach is freezing and overcrowded. We've all been on 8 field trips to a farm and 4 to some historical building. They closed our local ice skating rink so now there are literally NO activities.
I don't understand why there's such a drug problem in Virginia. They have tons of fun stuff to do. They could go visit Monticello... again... or go to a farm, or the mall. I hear the mall has a Spencers AND an Aeropostale!

I smoke marijuana because i live in Virgnia and there's literally nothing else to do. true story

Don't ever move to Virginia.
by xz315 April 17, 2011
1)A female given name.
2)A state in the Eastern United States; part of the historical south
3)A question about being a virgin.
"So... you're a virgin, ya?"-Boy
"YA! I'm from VIRGINIA!"-Girl
by Alexandrap June 15, 2008
West Virginia gets all the hype about the Blue Ridge Mountains and creating little incest monsters in those BR Mountains when really that happens in Virginia. Why you think West Virginia left Virginia, that and because we didn't want no part of Slavery.
"dumb ass" hern hern ur a West Virginian u blue ridge mountain cousin fucker--

"Wv" Blue ridge mountains are in Virginia dumb ass
by GreenMonstar September 11, 2009
An incest ridden hell hole. Defined by an over-oppressive government, and an abundance of small dicked short comings. It's history is rich, but sadly that can't save it.

"Virginia is for lovers". That's a common misconception, if you want any hope of staying with the ones you love, stay as far away from that tainted state as possible.

Nothing good is in Virginia now-a-days other than moonshine, and small town stupid women.
Sadly misinformed individual: "Hey man, I heard Virginia was a great place to raise a family. Me and my wife are thinking about moving there this summer."

Semi-intelligent individual: Punches his sad little friend and his wife too.
by CrynowSavetime March 17, 2010
A decent place to live, if u stay put and never go out. people cant drive to save their lives, traffic is horrendous because of the lack of road planning consequently causing shitty roads, a lack of real intelligent populous, but hey, at least we drive better than north carolinians.

ps, the weather sux...if it got any more humid, the sky would turn to water, and in the winter it feels like siberia at times. to all these peoples saying it's wonderful, you obviously dont live here...
I live in virginia, i drive like an ass and my alignment is ruined by potholes. fucking carolinians need to drive the speed limit. its too hot! (the next day) its to cold!
by Geyo January 17, 2008
A girl that likes to sit on her brother and let out huge farts, always smells like poo
That girl smells like a Virginia !
by autumnvale February 19, 2010
lame. full of douche bags or rednecks. i live in the SW part, and we are not all unintelligent, incestual freak shows. so, please stop saying that.
most kids are either wannabe emos, 'gangsters', or preps/jocks who are really rude.
alot of old people.
most people here hunt, and conversated about the last deer they shot.
if you get in a car accident, it was either cause by an elder, or my grandma.
person from the north: so, what do you do here for fun in VA?
me: nothing. i go to Tennessee for my dose of fun.
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*person from Kentucky driving through Virginia.*
me: get out of my state, damnit! you drive like a retard! is that cause you are the result of an incestual relationship?
by ~haley July 10, 2008

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