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A very dull and boring hick state in the upper south of the U.S. Most of the residents live well below the poverty line or survive off government funds. Believe it or not, overt racism and ultra-conservative bigotry still flourish like wildflowers and are even fostered and encouraged among the greatest majority of this state's residents. Unless you reside in the VA Beach/Norfolk area, Richmond, or the Fairfax/Prince Willian/Spotsylvania county suburbs; prepare to go back in time at least 75 years. Many of the people living in the more extreme mountainous regions, still today, live in shacks off of dirt roads that closely resemble makeshift housing put together of scraps by homeless people and may or may not have modern amenities such as electricity or phone. The backwards, right-wing views even have a notable effect on a siginificant population of the civilized regions. On the flip side, some of the state's suburban area contain some of the wealthiest communities in the country, complete with typical cultureless corporate dominance including rows of McMansions, box-like shopping centers, strip malls and some of the snottiest, most self-righteous, conservative yuppies you'll ever encounter. Summary: Unless you are a backwards, closet Klan member, hillbilly or a self-righteous, snobbish yuppie... DO NOT MOVE HERE! Trust me, this was written by someone who has lived most of their life in this state and seen more than enough of what it has to offer.
1: Come on down to Vuhginny (Virginia), we'z havin us some whiskey n' possum pie after we go'z a-shootin Bubba's new 12 guage. Praise the lawd!
2: Lyke, oh my god! I can't believe she wore that! That is like soooooo last week!!!
by mantooth April 12, 2006
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1)A female given name.
2)A state in the Eastern United States; part of the historical south
3)A question about being a virgin.
"So... you're a virgin, ya?"-Boy
"YA! I'm from VIRGINIA!"-Girl
by Alexandrap June 15, 2008
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An incest ridden hell hole. Defined by an over-oppressive government, and an abundance of small dicked short comings. It's history is rich, but sadly that can't save it.

"Virginia is for lovers". That's a common misconception, if you want any hope of staying with the ones you love, stay as far away from that tainted state as possible.

Nothing good is in Virginia now-a-days other than moonshine, and small town stupid women.
Sadly misinformed individual: "Hey man, I heard Virginia was a great place to raise a family. Me and my wife are thinking about moving there this summer."

Semi-intelligent individual: Punches his sad little friend and his wife too.
by CrynowSavetime March 17, 2010
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Where the virgins live and the virginas frolic.
College friend#1 "let's go to virginia"
College friend#2 "have you had sex?"
College friend#1 " yes"
College friend#2 "no"
by El domarino July 04, 2014
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A girl that likes to sit on her brother and let out huge farts, always smells like poo
That girl smells like a Virginia !
by autumnvale February 19, 2010
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A fairly small state in which people think they are either "high class" or "true ghetto thug"--they are in fact neither. The favor marrying their cousins and uncles and are upset that they are not taken more seriosuly...not shit
I want to punish my family
>move to VA!!!
by Thank god im not a VA-er July 31, 2005
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a chick like Costco-she gives out free samples
get outta here, you virginia!
by CHANES-METS June 23, 2006
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