A very dull and boring hick state in the upper south of the U.S. Most of the residents live well below the poverty line or survive off government funds. Believe it or not, overt racism and ultra-conservative bigotry still flourish like wildflowers and are even fostered and encouraged among the greatest majority of this state's residents. Unless you reside in the VA Beach/Norfolk area, Richmond, or the Fairfax/Prince Willian/Spotsylvania county suburbs; prepare to go back in time at least 75 years. Many of the people living in the more extreme mountainous regions, still today, live in shacks off of dirt roads that closely resemble makeshift housing put together of scraps by homeless people and may or may not have modern amenities such as electricity or phone. The backwards, right-wing views even have a notable effect on a siginificant population of the civilized regions. On the flip side, some of the state's suburban area contain some of the wealthiest communities in the country, complete with typical cultureless corporate dominance including rows of McMansions, box-like shopping centers, strip malls and some of the snottiest, most self-righteous, conservative yuppies you'll ever encounter. Summary: Unless you are a backwards, closet Klan member, hillbilly or a self-righteous, snobbish yuppie... DO NOT MOVE HERE! Trust me, this was written by someone who has lived most of their life in this state and seen more than enough of what it has to offer.
1: Come on down to Vuhginny (Virginia), we'z havin us some whiskey n' possum pie after we go'z a-shootin Bubba's new 12 guage. Praise the lawd!
2: Lyke, oh my god! I can't believe she wore that! That is like soooooo last week!!!
by mantooth April 12, 2006

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An incest ridden hell hole. Defined by an over-oppressive government, and an abundance of small dicked short comings. It's history is rich, but sadly that can't save it.

"Virginia is for lovers". That's a common misconception, if you want any hope of staying with the ones you love, stay as far away from that tainted state as possible.

Nothing good is in Virginia now-a-days other than moonshine, and small town stupid women.
Sadly misinformed individual: "Hey man, I heard Virginia was a great place to raise a family. Me and my wife are thinking about moving there this summer."

Semi-intelligent individual: Punches his sad little friend and his wife too.
by CrynowSavetime March 17, 2010

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A decent place to live, if u stay put and never go out. people cant drive to save their lives, traffic is horrendous because of the lack of road planning consequently causing shitty roads, a lack of real intelligent populous, but hey, at least we drive better than north carolinians.

ps, the weather sux...if it got any more humid, the sky would turn to water, and in the winter it feels like siberia at times. to all these peoples saying it's wonderful, you obviously dont live here...
I live in virginia, i drive like an ass and my alignment is ruined by potholes. fucking carolinians need to drive the speed limit. its too hot! (the next day) its to cold!
by Geyo January 17, 2008

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A girl that likes to sit on her brother and let out huge farts, always smells like poo
That girl smells like a Virginia !
by autumnvale February 19, 2010

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A short way to say Vagina or refer to one without anyone noticing.
"Don't you just want to get in her virginia?" "No, but I want to her in her vagina." "Same thing."
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lame. full of douche bags or rednecks. i live in the SW part, and we are not all unintelligent, incestual freak shows. so, please stop saying that.
most kids are either wannabe emos, 'gangsters', or preps/jocks who are really rude.
alot of old people.
most people here hunt, and conversated about the last deer they shot.
if you get in a car accident, it was either cause by an elder, or my grandma.
person from the north: so, what do you do here for fun in VA?
me: nothing. i go to Tennessee for my dose of fun.
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*person from Kentucky driving through Virginia.*
me: get out of my state, damnit! you drive like a retard! is that cause you are the result of an incestual relationship?
by ~haley July 10, 2008

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A person with a funny name. Or a person whos parents wanted their baby to remain a virgin for eternity. Possibly a Virgo. A girl virginia/virgina.
Dad: Oh I don't want anyone to spoil her innoscince!

Mom: I have a perfect name!

Dad: ?

Mom: VIRGINIA!
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vagina. (when ur wasted)
im going to vagina w00t. or is it virginia?
by wtfux0rz September 23, 2007

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