A very dull and boring hick state in the upper south of the U.S. Most of the residents live well below the poverty line or survive off government funds. Believe it or not, overt racism and ultra-conservative bigotry still flourish like wildflowers and are even fostered and encouraged among the greatest majority of this state's residents. Unless you reside in the VA Beach/Norfolk area, Richmond, or the Fairfax/Prince Willian/Spotsylvania county suburbs; prepare to go back in time at least 75 years. Many of the people living in the more extreme mountainous regions, still today, live in shacks off of dirt roads that closely resemble makeshift housing put together of scraps by homeless people and may or may not have modern amenities such as electricity or phone. The backwards, right-wing views even have a notable effect on a siginificant population of the civilized regions. On the flip side, some of the state's suburban area contain some of the wealthiest communities in the country, complete with typical cultureless corporate dominance including rows of McMansions, box-like shopping centers, strip malls and some of the snottiest, most self-righteous, conservative yuppies you'll ever encounter. Summary: Unless you are a backwards, closet Klan member, hillbilly or a self-righteous, snobbish yuppie... DO NOT MOVE HERE! Trust me, this was written by someone who has lived most of their life in this state and seen more than enough of what it has to offer.
1: Come on down to Vuhginny (Virginia), we'z havin us some whiskey n' possum pie after we go'z a-shootin Bubba's new 12 guage. Praise the lawd!
2: Lyke, oh my god! I can't believe she wore that! That is like soooooo last week!!!
by mantooth April 12, 2006
A slut that has no rack and her friends dogs all probably hate her
by maybebabyrogersmith January 06, 2015
Home of all the virgins..

But in all seriousness, it was where the revolutionary war ended with the battle of Yorktown on the eastern half of state.
It is also home to the largest naval base in the world @ Norfolk and the Hampton Roads Region(SE VA) has the largest collection of military personnel in the world with Yorktown Weapons Station,Fort Monroe,Langley AFB, Fort Eustis, Norfolk Naval Base, Oceana Navy Station, and Amphibious Station/Joint Base Little Creek, and others..
Don't bother on going west past Richmond on back roads, 'cause you will get slaughtered..
All the hillbillies live in Sewells Point,Virginia.. All the murderers happen in the 757..
by tabb2014hawk July 28, 2011
1)A female given name.
2)A state in the Eastern United States; part of the historical south
3)A question about being a virgin.
"So... you're a virgin, ya?"-Boy
"YA! I'm from VIRGINIA!"-Girl
by Alexandrap June 15, 2008
A state that looks like a dead turkey, is divided by every weather map on TV, has one of the largest malls on the east coast, does not have incestuous lovers, (that'd be West Virginia if you're into that kind of thing.), is full of people who, like me, aren't shotgun owning old men, and has diverse wildlife and natural attractions. We don't have southern accents unless we're right on the southern border, no one says "OMG VIRGINIA VAGINAAAA!" unless they're under the age of eight, we don't hump our uncles, and we don't shoot trespassers, believe it or not.
Adolescent Virginian: Hey, I've never humped my uncle.
Middle Aged Virginian: Hey, my kids aren't the product of myself and my brother.
Elderly Virginian: Hey, if you hop on my lawn I won't shoot you in a moonshine-induced haze.
by HAYYYYvirginia June 15, 2007
The most boring state on the face of the planet. For the life of me, I can't understand why anyone would ever move here.
Our malls suck and usually have like 3 stores. Our beach is freezing and overcrowded. We've all been on 8 field trips to a farm and 4 to some historical building. They closed our local ice skating rink so now there are literally NO activities.
I don't understand why there's such a drug problem in Virginia. They have tons of fun stuff to do. They could go visit Monticello... again... or go to a farm, or the mall. I hear the mall has a Spencers AND an Aeropostale!

I smoke marijuana because i live in Virgnia and there's literally nothing else to do. true story

Don't ever move to Virginia.
by xz315 April 17, 2011
West Virginia gets all the hype about the Blue Ridge Mountains and creating little incest monsters in those BR Mountains when really that happens in Virginia. Why you think West Virginia left Virginia, that and because we didn't want no part of Slavery.
"dumb ass" hern hern ur a West Virginian u blue ridge mountain cousin fucker--

"Wv" Blue ridge mountains are in Virginia dumb ass
by GreenMonstar September 11, 2009
An incest ridden hell hole. Defined by an over-oppressive government, and an abundance of small dicked short comings. It's history is rich, but sadly that can't save it.

"Virginia is for lovers". That's a common misconception, if you want any hope of staying with the ones you love, stay as far away from that tainted state as possible.

Nothing good is in Virginia now-a-days other than moonshine, and small town stupid women.
Sadly misinformed individual: "Hey man, I heard Virginia was a great place to raise a family. Me and my wife are thinking about moving there this summer."

Semi-intelligent individual: Punches his sad little friend and his wife too.
by CrynowSavetime March 17, 2010

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