A very dull and boring hick state in the upper south of the U.S. Most of the residents live well below the poverty line or survive off government funds. Believe it or not, overt racism and ultra-conservative bigotry still flourish like wildflowers and are even fostered and encouraged among the greatest majority of this state's residents. Unless you reside in the VA Beach/Norfolk area, Richmond, or the Fairfax/Prince Willian/Spotsylvania county suburbs; prepare to go back in time at least 75 years. Many of the people living in the more extreme mountainous regions, still today, live in shacks off of dirt roads that closely resemble makeshift housing put together of scraps by homeless people and may or may not have modern amenities such as electricity or phone. The backwards, right-wing views even have a notable effect on a siginificant population of the civilized regions. On the flip side, some of the state's suburban area contain some of the wealthiest communities in the country, complete with typical cultureless corporate dominance including rows of McMansions, box-like shopping centers, strip malls and some of the snottiest, most self-righteous, conservative yuppies you'll ever encounter. Summary: Unless you are a backwards, closet Klan member, hillbilly or a self-righteous, snobbish yuppie... DO NOT MOVE HERE! Trust me, this was written by someone who has lived most of their life in this state and seen more than enough of what it has to offer.
1: Come on down to Vuhginny (Virginia), we'z havin us some whiskey n' possum pie after we go'z a-shootin Bubba's new 12 guage. Praise the lawd!
2: Lyke, oh my god! I can't believe she wore that! That is like soooooo last week!!!
by mantooth April 12, 2006
The name given to the coolest state in the United States of America. Known for its awesomeness.
Person 1: You live in Virginia?

Cool Kid: Yea, I go hard like that.
by vakid February 23, 2011
The first state is mostly filled with good ol' southern folk, with the exception, of some tree huggers in northern virginia, and is known for it rich history. you wont find a giant amount of rednecks, but there is still a good sized amount of confederate flag waving hicks.
Virginia is the first state, and part of dixie.
by Perkins July 11, 2005
Usually blonde hair and blue eyes, she cannot tolerate bad words, unless if she is 13!! Always tan and ready to have some fun. she a sexy beast yes she is soo soo sexy!!!
always am wishing i was a virginia
by vcp123 May 07, 2011
A southern state (with many northern people), that has a little something for everyone. It's a very business-friendly state, and it has a very efficient government. It's incredibly diverse, with people from every background you can imagine. Each city has its own unique flavor, some are southern and poor...some are northern and wealthy. It depends on where you go.
Virginia has the best of everything. Southern charm + efficient government + northern wealth = a GREAT state.
by Iwaslikewhat June 20, 2010
By Far the greatest state in the Union, We got spittin backy, chevys, and 12 gauges for everyone. This is where the South Begins, West virginia didnt seciede from Virginia we kicked those douches out cuz they dun banged their cousins.... Virginia forever, Southern by the grace of god...
"Clayton get in the Caaa"

"this is Virginia, its pronounced Cawr Sumbich
by Virginia206 February 12, 2008
Virginia, where the weather is made up and seasons don't matter.
February 2010: Virginia gets about 2 feet of snow in a matter of a day and a half. The next day, kids were outside playing in the snow in t-shirts because it was 70+ degrees Fahrenheit outside.
by imconfused May 25, 2012
Lets start with N. Virgina. In short a very boring place, trust me I live there. Full of posers who think they have "hoods" or "ghettos" when in fact the cities and counties are some of the wealthiest and safest in the state, though crime is present everywhere 9 out of the 10 N.Virginia thug wannabes have never seen a house get sprayed by a mack they only say they do because they watched Menace 2 Society. MS13 and 18th Street did not orginate here, they originated in South Central L.A. But who would want that only a N.Virginian of course. Full of preppies and poser christian/emo kids. In abundance of wannabe thugs who have houses bigger than shoppings malls and a 3.7 gpa. That is a brief but not complete breakdown of N. Virginia, the list of cons goes on and on. S. Virginia is where it's at. Better in everyway, even though there are a'lot of rednecks they tend to be friendly, and most of the time the people are nice. Though there are rough neigborhoods, but they're not bad compared to other American cities except for Richmond. VA beach is great place to visit (but it doesnt out do the beaches in California) Southern Hospitality is present here and you'll never forget it. All in all Virgina is a good place to visit or live if you want a taste of the South, but stay out of N. Virginia its a place devoid of anything fun, and the audacity the residents have to think they're better than everyone is completely mind boggling.
N.Virginian: I suck at life.

S.Virginian: Don't be so hard on yourself you could always come here....and not suck.
by nativecalifornian December 18, 2006

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