A Virginia forest fire is when two girls scissor so hard their pubes start on fire.
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
Guy 1: Did you here Mary and Leah made a Virginia forest fire last night?
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
by The Etter January 16, 2015