Home to 5 military bases, Edgar Casey nuts, and Peta, this city is so diverse with its 3 tunnels. The tech pool is shallow, everyone dresses like mac users, and no one really knows what they are doing-- they just pretend. Most of the people in the area were not hit at all by the economy collapse, due to being dependents of their ever plentiful military parents. Men have a strange relationship with their mothers. Sexism exists. It takes 5-6 attempts to get anything done, and it ends up being "go talk to my cousin in the red house at the second turn who can direct you to Earl who can tell you where to find a salon where they dont butcher your hair on Wednesdays." All of the guys are really ugly, really hipster, really messed up physically, mentally or both. Most of the local guys are completely satisified with their parental oriented life. Dont be suprised if he brings his mom on dates or is on disability, or is a throwback from the military.
"I wish I could go back in time and not have taken that shitty job in Virginia Beach."
by Jane of All Trades January 19, 2012
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Virginia Beach is for hustlers. Place in South Eastern Virginia where you are either white, thug, or asian. The Great Neck area contains mostly upper class white families while the closer u get to Norfolk the darker it gets. We have no downtown and we don't want one. There are a lot of clubs on the boardwalk where the sluttiest girls from around the east coast come and compete on who's the sluttiest. Personally an amazing place to live.
Dave: What are we gonna do today?
Ryan: Surf, drink beer, smoke tree
by Local November 11, 2004
the Los Angeles of the east coast

had a horrible gang problem in parts of the city back in the 80s and 90s but got better.

East side of the city (the beach) has clubs, huge concert venues, bars, dozens of hotels, LOTS of prostitutes.. the place to be on weekends.

West side of the city borders Norfolk and is controlled by black/mexican gangs and typically not where you want to be.
Lets head out to downtown VA Beach and get hammered
by Randy October 17, 2004
2nd biggest city in Virginia with close to half a million population reaching over a million in the summer.

Lots of Rappers from here

Pharell, Missy Elliot, Clipse, Neptunes, Timbaland and others that I forgot
also has a lot of hip hop clubs at night
by RapperX October 31, 2004
The largest city in Virginia, situated on the southeast coast. Is famous for its traffic problems, high cost of living and low corresponding wages. Is basically a suburb of Norfolk, VA, dispite being nearly 3 times its size in population. Lacks a fortune 500 company or any real corporate presence at all, a four year public university, light rail or any type of quality public transportation, an airport, a professional sports team, or any other amenities you would actually expect from a city its size.
College Grad- I graduated college and moved from Virginia Beach because I couldnt make over 25k

Mayor Oberndorf- I cant imagine why we have a brain drain, lets lure more tourism in, that will fix it.
by Dudical August 23, 2008
Yes, the place where Pharrell is from.
Yo did you know Pharrell was from Virginia Beach?
by NiCKbRiL May 29, 2008
Decent place to live as long as you stay away from the West part and Norfolk.
lets raise a family in VA Beach
by Nicole October 18, 2004
The biggest city in VA with a pop. of almost a half a million. Lotta military bases so there's a lotta diversity. Crime and gang activity is covered up a lot for the tourists. You'd have to live here to know that though. Half the west side is aight but the other half,( northwest side & bayside), is bad but mad cool. Birthplace of many rappers, singers, and producers. The Green run neighborhood has a bad rep too, and is located in central va beach.
the virginia beach oceanfront is poppin at night.
by junior E. Mac August 14, 2008
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