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A weird guy who is at least two hundred pounds overweight, but insists on accentuating his flab. Vince's believe in wearing large amounts of Axe Cologne, because as any and every Vince will say, "It attracts the women, you know?"
If you meet a Vince, do not stick around for long. They attempt to be cool, player-types but instead, they fail miserably. All Vince's also like to brag about their conquests with women. However, in reality they are simply making all of it up in order to make themselves feel better. A Vince will often sag his pants in order to seem attractive to the females but of course, this does not work out because every time a Vince will bend over, you will see much more than you ever wanted to see. |
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A term used for drunks. Also used as a verb for drinking way too much. Man, he's a total Vince.
I'm gonna get vinced tonight!! |
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the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he's tall, dark, and handsome (; he'll stay on the phone with you forever, sing to you when he's high, and throw rocks on your window till you sneak out. and i love it..!<3 Vince is so fine he make's gay boys consider being girls !
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To do something in a half-ass quality or just don't do something at all and luck out. "I dropped out of school because I only sleep during the day. The next week I won the lottery for billions of dollars.. I totally vinced life in general.
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The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer". He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him. On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go. "You know the Germans always make good stuff!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial)
"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial) |
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THE REAL DEFINITION:
Extremely talented in the sack, really fucking cool, likes pizza & beer, & one of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. Vince Schifani
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To jizz in an object, i.e. a toilet. I Vinced My Pants.
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the art of totally fucking up a relationship by breaking the guy code by saying stuff that should not be said dude you totally vinced me out last night. now im off the sex wagon for a month
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