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22.
a guy who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack
The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet!
by Silky Smooth October 29, 2003
 
23.
A retarted monkey; usually with more than one tribal tattoo
man: "who was that retarted monkey in 'Triple X'?"
woman: "oh that was Vin diesel"
by weezy daniels November 11, 2007
 
24.
Inexplicably shit actor.
I just saw that new Harry Potter movie. Mike Newell is to Harry Potter what Vin Diesel is to acting!
by Ross the Omnipotent December 13, 2005
 
25.
A newbie. Billed as the action-adventure star of the next generation, his acting really sucks. Unfortunately for all of us, most of the 'new generation' of Hollywood actors are even worse which leaves him looking surprisingly good.
Hey, at least he's not as shitty as Ice T, or an arrogant egocentric twit like Tom Cruise.
by C++ August 16, 2005