The person who made the worst career move of all time, which was starring in The Pacifier.
And be sure to catch Arnold Schwarzenegger in his new movie, Love Care Bear Needs A Bodyguard.
by Skin-Nerd July 17, 2005

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Noun: A person who one can tell is multi-racial but not of what origins.
"Have you seen that new guy? He's really hot."
"Oh yeah. I think he's filipino and black."
"Or black and puerto rican"
"Oh he's a Vin Diesel"
by stayblack! April 03, 2010

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Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an Indian holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and the secret of cooking the perfect turducken. It is from Vin Diesel's personal kitchen that John Madden purchases his annual turducken.
Vin Diesel was, unbeknowest to even the director, the main character of Saving Private Ryan.
by the letter J March 06, 2009

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Chuck Norris's chauffeur, getaway driver, etc.
Vin Diesel: 'cause there's only one man who can drive the most awesome-est man in the world, and that's the most awesome-est driver in the world.
by Commodore Muffincakes August 02, 2010

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To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion.
The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door.
by Anie Banani March 04, 2008

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Living proof that shaving your head, getting a bunch of insipid tattoos and speaking in low, monosyllabic growls is an effective method of fabricating a desirable male image and provoking hormonal responses in ghettos and trailer parks everywhere. Appeals to below median IQ crowds with cinematic masterpieces like ‘Triple X’, ‘the Fast and the Furious’ and ‘the Chronicles of Riddick’…high budget schlock indicative of the dismally short attention spans and sub-par intelligence of the average movie-going public. Highly idolized despite his resemblance to someone who may empty trash cans for a living.
Wife: Honey!?... who’s that man outside going through our trash cans?
Husband: Oh, that’s just Vin Diesel, he’s researching for part in Michael Bay’s new movie about trash collectors who go after the Japanese mafia.
by Pedantic Twit April 21, 2006

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The bane of all envious boyfriends & frustrated actors who are now movie critics, who couldnt make it in show businessw/ hair.
Of a jealous boyfriend: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay ladies so stop swooning over him.
Of a frustrated critic: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay;his carer is finished.
They are all secretly thinking: why does he have to be a handsome muscular guy who can act & is sensitive & can be tough & can be funny? why can't be like Steve Seagal instead who's no threat to us?
by Girl Critic April 13, 2005

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