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Noun -- The embodiment of the perfect man; receives numerous insults only because many mentally-challenged beings suffer from a humorous disease called jealousy.
"Bob hates Vin Diesel because Bob can't get a woman for crap, and Vin Diesel can."
by Diesel_Powered July 04, 2005
 
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Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.
Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents, whom one of which is Bruce Campbell, with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.
by RandyL July 23, 2005
 
2.
An actor with a hidden message
Vin Diesel rearranged= I end lives
by jdub27 March 01, 2007
 
3.
An actor who used to play the fantasy role-playing board game Dungeons and Dragons. One of his characters in said game was a drow night-elf.

Known for being a badass or something. He should play a fine game of D&D in one of his action movies. It's so hardcore.
"I just killed a bunch of people like it was nothing. Now bust out those D-20's. It's time for some D&D."
by Compton Computer Salesman March 24, 2005
 
4.
An alternative to religion.
All praises be to Vin Diesel!
by TehFuzz September 11, 2005
 
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To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion.
1.The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door.

2.I lost all my hair when I Vin Dieseled a dog for eating my sandwich.
by Anie Banani March 05, 2008
 
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Verb: The act of picking a woman up by her booty and forcibly shoving her against the wall for the act of lovemaking. Usually preformed with the females legs wrapped around the vin diesel 'er for added support and utility. This practice was made famous from the first Fast and Furious movie.
First male: "Hey bro my girl came over last night and as she walked in i totally Vin Diesel'ed her without saying hi!"

Second male: "Awesome!"
by The Neepshow January 16, 2012