One who studies and knows where and what qualifies as a village. This profession is totally real! But it requires extreme awesomeness, so not very many people are qualified.
Person1: where were you earlier this fine day?
Person2: Hiding. In the village.
Person1: Wow! That's so incredibly awesome!
Person2: Did you know i'm a villiginarian!? I study the village!!!
Person1: wow that's totally a word!!!!
Person2: And your totally hot!!!!!