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8.
dumbest person in a neighborhood
Paul, a hillbilly, is the village idiot. His IQ must be 88, at most.
by Dude October 11, 2003
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9.
A total dumbass.
See George W. Bush.
Cheney: Hey Dubya, Crawford called and said they want their village idiot back.
Bush: ...terrorists!
by Duayna December 29, 2007
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10.
The Village Idiot fell in a pit of quicksand today! Hooray!
by Victor Venezuela April 24, 2006
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11.
A dangerous alcoholic drink consumed by idiots. Usually consists of Gin (50ml) and Vodka (50ml) with a splash of lemonade and Lime.

Originated from Plymouth, in the UK, during the summer of 2002 in celebration of George Bush and Tony Blair's excellent foreign policy decisions. The Village Idiot has since become a popular drink in New Zealand and the Kingdom state of Bhutan.

The most 'Village Idiots' consumed by one human being has never been documented as it's very difficult to count after three of four.
Three village idiots please barman
by Captain Cheese Head September 24, 2010
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12.
A person who is the idiot drunk at a party. This person can be the party entertainment by the things he/she does or the buzzkill if it results in something broken and/or spilt
Did you see Belinda last night?
Yea, she was dancing on tables and yelling for no reason
Haha she was definately the Village Idiot
by Belinda's Bombers November 16, 2009
10 4
 
13.
Maureen from work.
Maureen you have a call on line 1, they are looking for their Village Idiot!!!!
by summer girl January 23, 2012
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14.
A person widely known in their community for their stupidity and ignorant behavior.
Throughout the history of time, Barack Obama qualifies as the king of all village idiots.
by junecleaver September 29, 2010
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