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A war where America stuck their fat arse where it wasn't welcome and fucked things up big style. A simple example of general American incompetance.
Vietnam ... hahaha , Beaten by a bunch of farmers
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Viet Nam

<noun>

Anything that looked like a good idea at the time, but has become a quagmire from which you cannot retreat gracefully.

A relationship that is unpleasant but can't be dropped.

An unsolvable problem or bad situation you should have backed out of a long time ago.
I thought my boss would appreciate this new project, but it's Viet Nam.

"I thought you were getting along with your brother now?"
"Viet Nam."

That party was Viet Nam.
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When you get involved with something that you have no business in
That shit was so vietnam
by Maxhol July 28, 2007
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The country that handed the USA's arse to them, The Americans being American, waltzed into Vietnam thinking they'd win and actually got destroyed. The vietnamese are superior at jungle warfare seeing as it's there homeland.
Vietnamese people destroyed the Yanks in vietnam!
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A country where American soldiers killed innocent civilians and used the dead body parts as jewelry.
by Anonymous November 12, 2003
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RE: the 2 million North Vietnamese Casualties included civilians.

Not true. Around 4 MILLION civilians were killed as a result of the war. In response to the idea that there were many other countries involved other than south vietnam is preposterous. Vietnam is much like Iraq is today: a handful of soldiers from allied countries.

The United States did not get its ass kicked The paris peace accords were signed and as a result the troops were taken withdrawn and american POWs were released. Nixon told the south vietnamese that he would send soldiers back in if the treaty was broken.

However, Nixon was fighting for his political life due to the watergate scandal and along with his resignation went an ally to south vietnam. President Ford didn't give a shit about vietnam and the North vietnamese knew this.

The weak North took control of the South and america shrugged. This wasn't because of an ass kicking, this was because america didn't think this was there war to fight and only did so because 'hawks' controlled the white house.
The North Vietnamese took control over the South, but only because the U.S allowed them to do so. Not because the U.S was bested.
by nathaniel June 23, 2004
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The Americans used 1/10 of the total american military. Nukes were not used nor where many other advanced weapons. The generals in the army wanted to invade north vietnam but couldnt because the president was an idiot. 3 million communists were killed, 50 thousand americans. Maybe we didnt win, but if politics didnt run the army, we would have.
To say america cant beat vietnam is so stupid i could puke. look at facts you morons.
by loca September 11, 2004
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