|1.||Vienna Sausage Truck|
"Vienna Sausage" Truck - A common vehicle choice of those suffering from small dick syndrome. One of the most common ways for a man to overcompensate for his little bitty wiener is to go out and get a full sized diesel monster, lift it about 6 feet, and put obnoxious chrome wheels on it, add flame decals or those mud flaps with the naked chicks on them.
"Dude, what the hell is that in my rear view mirror riding my ass?"
"Ugh, it's one of those obnoxious Vienna Sausage Trucks... what a dick!"
"Seriously, the only way he can compensate for his small dick is to be a big fat dick on the road and try to kill someone"