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1. "Vienna Bus Stop" is a term that refers to two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants (not in his pocket).

2. "Vienna Bus Stop" can also refer to any number of non-descript acts.

3. "Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop" or "A Vienna Bus Stop" can also be interchanged with almost all punch lines.
1. "Is that what I think it is? Is that a 'Vienna Bus Stop'?" - Frank

"No, Frank. That is not a 'Vienna Bus Stop'; actually, it is an Amish Pretzle. A 'Vienna Bus Stop' is two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants." - Genevieve

2. "I'm sorry Martha, I can't make it to your fossil dig today. I have to get a 'Vienna Bus Stop'* later this evening." - Alfred

"Really? I'm sorry to hear that" - Martha

*This use of 'Vienna Bus Stop' is refering to having his wisdom teeth pulled.

3. "What's worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Sven

"I Don't Know. What is worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Lanson

"A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Sven

or

"Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Ferdinand

"I do not contain the fruits of the answer to your querie Ferdinand, so Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Patricia

"Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Ferdinand

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