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A nasty little tape worm that will suck the money out of you for the rest of your life if you allow him to infect you.

Video professor says that you can try his shitty product for free but fails to mention the fine print: the fine print states that you agree to be charged $80 to hundreds of dollars a month for other CD's and you may not even get the CD's.

The internet is filled with people who were deceived by this lying bag of shit and are either having hundreds of dollars a month being charged to their credit cards or having hundreds of dollars being taken out of their bank accounts with no way to stop it.

Customer service sucks and will make it almost impossible (if it is even possible) to stop the charges.

DONT FALL FOR THIS SCAM!!
Wife: "Ah yes our monthly credit statements just came in the mail hun. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"

Husband: "What's the matter?"

Wife: "we have been charged $180 dollars on our credit card! But we hardly even used it this month."

Husband: "Whats it for?"

Wife: "Video professor..."

Husband: "Those bastards. Im calling those assholes right now! (Dials video professor)"

Rep 1: "Hello this is Ron from Video Professor how may I help you?"

Husband: "Your company said the CD was free and yet we have been charged $180 and we didn't even order anything!"

Rep 1: "Please hold (transfers call)"

Rep 2: "Hello I am Hubbard how may I help you?"

Husband: "Your company said the CD was free and yet we have been charged $180 and we didn't even order anything!"

Rep 2: "Please hold (transfers call)"

Rep 3: "Hello I am Smith how may I help you?"

Husband: "Your shitty company said the CD was free and yet we have been charged $180 and we didn't even order anything! How many times am I going to explain this??! "

Rep 4: "Please hold (transfers call)"

Rep 5: "Hello I am Monson how may I help you?"

Husband: "I JUST WANT A FUCKING REFUND!!! "

(Rep hangs up)
by FennecFox444 October 17, 2012

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