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8.
Viagra, helping men deal with their woman's post baby body since 1998.
After not being sexually attracted to his woman after the baby, he feigned impotence and got a prescription for Viagra.
by unknown69a June 26, 2014
 
9.
n. the infamous erection pill for men who can't get it up (either due to old age or their spouse); see also: Bob Dole
I mixed Viagra with Ecstasy (a.k.a. trail mix) and my penis fell off
by Boomin' Granny April 22, 2003
 
10.
A drug that gives you boners and is sold online
Viagra is the best
by Emailersecer May 09, 2014
 
11.
a drug to get an erection. when older men use it their wives freak out.
husband: look at this! i got viagra! now we can have lots of fun! everyday!!!

wife: ah shit i thought the war was over. give me a tetanus shot if your gonna stick me with that rusty fuckin' thing.
by ffdhfgg March 24, 2008
 
12.
A pill that causes an erection in males. Mostly used by old men who don't want to pee on their shoes when they stand up to take a whiz.
Old man: Hehehe! *chugs viagra* Now I can go to the bathroom AND impress girls with teeth!
by Teh real DM September 19, 2005
 
13.
a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs

b) n. a female with the same effect.
Your dad needs viagra to get on yo mama


<hot chick> is viagra.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
 
14.
a kick stand
ill take viagra before i go to bed so i wont role out.
by mike littorous April 03, 2009