Viagra, helping men deal with their woman's post baby body since 1998.
After not being sexually attracted to his woman after the baby, he feigned impotence and got a prescription for Viagra.
by unknown69a June 26, 2014
Have you ever wanted to bone your girlfriend but your dick is too damn floppy? Well look no further! With viagra, you can get your dick as hard as a diamond. Even the Bohr's hardness scale would make it an eleven. Viagra can help you: at the store, at home, at your parents houses, at school, or even in front of your mother. You can even play fetch with your dog! Now go-- your grandmother is awaiting your newly bonified dick.
Viagra's side effects include rectum bleeding cancer death is god real ass rape and std and a big, black COCK!!!
by Sexual advice April 14, 2015
n. the infamous erection pill for men who can't get it up (either due to old age or their spouse); see also: Bob Dole
I mixed Viagra with Ecstasy (a.k.a. trail mix) and my penis fell off
by Boomin' Granny April 22, 2003
a drug to get an erection. when older men use it their wives freak out.
husband: look at this! i got viagra! now we can have lots of fun! everyday!!!

wife: ah shit i thought the war was over. give me a tetanus shot if your gonna stick me with that rusty fuckin' thing.
by ffdhfgg March 24, 2008
A pill that causes an erection in males. Mostly used by old men who don't want to pee on their shoes when they stand up to take a whiz.
Old man: Hehehe! *chugs viagra* Now I can go to the bathroom AND impress girls with teeth!
by Teh real DM September 19, 2005
a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs

b) n. a female with the same effect.
Your dad needs viagra to get on yo mama


<hot chick> is viagra.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
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