Use varying parts of:
Veryfine Fruit Punch
Jack Daniel's no. 7
Use titration method for the optimum molarity.
No substitutions allowed.
For best results, practice titration methods under unsuspecting authority figures' unawares. Then, when it comes time to host in a larger social setting (i.g.88, AXP TFi), you will be regarded bees balls, irregardlessly.
-do they even make Veryfine juice anymore?
-I hear vodka and Veryfine Papaya is sic (sic)
-if this is Coke...
-...Don't Phase Me, Bro!
-Carolyn, Bill, Bill, and Bill all want Solo full of Veryfine Pepsi