A town with inhabitants so scumy that its neighboring town, Libertyville paid its inferior high school so they would not infest theirs. Its countless strip malls make for no taxes and cheap living if you're into zero scenery and ugly townhomes. With its losing sports teams and embarassing academics, Vernon Hill's only claim to fame is that 2 minutes of My Best Friend's Wedding was shot there.
A town filled with carnie circus folk-like beings. it also feaures scum of the earth dwellings used to house the carnie folk and thier VW jetta's. Painted Pengiun in Hawthorn mall is the headquartes for the scum to orginize the spreding of thier scummyness throughout Bloomington-Normal
Shira and her carnie friends work at Hawthorn Mall in Vernon Hills