Blue collar degenerate trash, with more pride for their state, than to welcome outsiders... hence drying out their own economy. One who will offer you their unsolicited opinion, and unwanted advice. Liberal to a fault, offering leniant penalties or "rehab" to sex offenders, while providing welfare to unemployed drug pushers. Someone who dumps their trash on the roadside. One who overfishes, overhunts, and undercompensates for what they take. Mostly over the age of 65, driving younger generations out of state with their stubborn ways. Some hardworking. Some very friendly. Others, cold and unsociable. A welfare charity case. An inbred. A woodchuck. Their pride in Phish is as tired as the band's music. Unable to cope with the fact that their state is nothing more than America's retirement home; where people come to regail at the colorful leaves and enjoy Ben & Jerry's icecream once a year. They grow good pot. They brew great beer. Willing to settle for less. A walking, talking, fucking oxymoron of a disaster of a human being.

People from the state of Vermont. True Vermonters have been living in Vermont for at least seven generations. Does not include lame New Jerseyite/Connecticut/Massachusett transplants and annoying out-of-stater UVM students. real Vermonters are not hippies. Real Vermonters hose tourists and laugh at them when they gawk at leaves.

one who lives in vermont. must have love for the maple leaf, phish, and subarus. does not include UVM out of state students who suddenly have vermont pride after one semester of getting stoned in burlington. see woodchuck.

Someone whom is a resident of Vermont, who also has a great love for their state, and its culture. True Vermonters do not constantly try to speak the "normal" American accent, nor do they cut down forests and build huge, ugly-ass, butter-yellow houses right next to each other. True Vermonters will religiously avoid buying stuff at large box stores, as seen in the South Burlington flatlander area. True Vermonters do not pronounce the T in Milton, Swanton, Huntington, Panton, and, of course, Vermont. True Vermonters do not drive mini-vans. Ever. True Vermonters like the smell of cow shit.

Does not include Extroverts. Does not include out of state UVM students from Massachusetts or New Jersey. Does not include the girls from the Burlington metro area who are covered in makeup, and complain about how much they hate winter. Does not include anyone who moved to Vermont by THEIR OWN WILL after the age of 6. Does not include people who don't like Vermont, even if their family have been in Vermont for 7 generations.

Let it also be known that I consider being forced to move somewhere, then spending most of one's childhood in a certain place the equivalent of being born in that place.

The above is, in MY OPINION, the criteria for being a Vermonter. Remember, always remember, that it is MY OPINION, you don't have to believe it.

Horrible People.

Stoners.. the coolese people ever who live in the best state ever.