verizoned
1. To neuter, or remove features from an electronic device, especially a cell phone, with the intent to make more money.
verizoned by Tim Kissenger July 16, 2006
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Verizoned
1. To announce a compelling item, service, or or event and subsequently fail to follow through on delivering said thing.
Vagiphone
An ancient musical instrument (perhaps the first), where the player buzzes near or on the vagina. Different pitches are created by altering the embouchure. It was replaced, for tonal reasons, with horns of animals and eventually brass. Although this instrument is no longer accepted as a legitimate musical instrument, studies have shown it is increasing in popularity in cults and tribes of primitive peoples around the world. Curiously, practicing the instrument can bring pleasure to the instrument causing a unique interaction between player and instrument.
The tone of the vagiphone is different from a trumpet or trombone but pitches, scales and tunes can be created to be enjoyed by all involved.
Vagiphone by Dr. Stephen V. Smith May 15, 2010
Verizoned
Verb: To get taken to the cleaners, shafted or otherwise screwed over by a megacorp or government entity
Comcast Verizoned me so so hard this month. WTF is a "broadcast fee"!?! And $15 extra for HD?? What a crock.
Verizoned by MrWiggly31 November 17, 2016
Velipone
An extremely attractive and amazing individual. One of the most loving and caring individual on this earth. They are one in a billion.
Velipone by Hawk Steel September 8, 2016