n. A treatment for verbal diarrhea. Typically, verbodium takes the simple and effective form of a hand firmly pressed over the sufferer's mouth. In rare cases, when the verbiage flows loosely and continuously for extended periods without pause, verbodium can take more drastic forms, such as a slap to the face, dunking the head in a toilet bowl, or horse tranquilizers. Natural forms of verbodium often are preexisting conditions, such as muteness, certain aphasia, and narcolepsy.
Brent was just going on and on and on about how amazing his new accounting job is. It seemed like we was breathing through gills, we just couldn't break in. So, we gave him a double dose of verbodium: Noah slapped him hard across the face while George stuck him in the thigh with a bear sedating dart. It was intense, but peace reigned once again.