Tom: *Procedes to let loose a SBD
Travis: "OH WTF CHRIS YOU FARTED DIDNT YOU!"
Chris: "WTF noo?"
Tom: *Snickers* "Yeah that was me, I dropped a ventrilifart."
v. The act of 'throwing' a fart so that it sounds like someone else did it.
Note: Often unintentional, a ventrilifart frees the farter from persecution.
Tom: I got hit with a ventrilifart the other day. I dodged left and stepped right into the cloud. Man that guy was good.
Dennis: Dan won't stop ventrilifarting and everyone keeps blaming me.