A venom snapper is a highly lucrative alcoholic beverage consisting of a mixture of beer, liquor, and several drops of cobra snake venom. How this venom snapper is actually made is confidential, but we do know that it is made in a way that is easy to pour into a shot glass and enjoy with friends. It is more watery than water somehow, and doesn't kill you."
"Hey girl, lemme see that soft taco shell! And hey!, while you're at it how about you take a shot of this here venom snapper, it is made with real cobra venom!"
by Dan Hamburger April 25, 2010