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North-eastern Italian region.

Home of Venice, Prosecco wine and blasphemys such as "Porco dio!" and "Dio stracan!" etc.

Veneto is also home to the Boari people, most made by farmers, who speak their own dialect: Venetian.

Here's an examples of the Venetian dialect.
"Ghe xe talmente caldo che ghe ho piantao patate e le cressuo puré"

"Veneto xe stupendo! Veneto fino in fondo! Veneto xe el me mondo! Lontano gnanca un secondo!"
veneto by areo batman May 23, 2016
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An absolutely beautiful and nice creature that you can only love. She is just so nice and yeah...
Also she's from Czech Republic!!
Oh, look at that girl! She is so nice! She has to be a Vendula!
Vendula by Like apple jam August 30, 2019

Vent Art 

Art that someone makes to let out a feeling, usually a negative feeling like anger or sadness. Venting your feelings out on the canvas.
During my depression, I no longer took commissions as I was spending all my time on vent art.
Vent Art by dembombs January 11, 2015

vendor whore 

A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.
"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."

L Your Hardware Vendor 

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."
Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

Dick Vendor 

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.
1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!
Dick Vendor by richard vendor October 29, 2012