Top Definition
A common Minnesotan last name, most commonly used in Morristown. Usually pronounced by retarded people who forget to say the l so it comes out Vezke. Its Velzke and is German.... dumbasses
Telemarketer: Hello is Mr or Mrs Vezke there?
Resident: It's pronounced Velzke you dumbass
Telemarketer: Oh I'm sorry sir
Resident: I hope you get ass-raped you faggot!
by 69dashit69 September 28, 2009
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