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1.
Tickling a woman's clitoris with a beard.
Man Calvin's beard was filthy, he must have gave Cindy a Velvet Melvin.
by the big guy01 November 12, 2011
 
2.
A velvet melvin is blowjob given by a toothless meth whore. If you're lucky, said meth whore will have bleeding puss filled herpes sores in her mouth.
"ay bro, im stopping to get velvet melvin. brb
by dickslop January 25, 2012