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The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.
Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!

by Havana Manor/ Chef May 09, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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