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Referring to a half velociraptor half "Greatest Actor Who Ever Lived" John Stamos, otherwise known as the Most dazzling creature to ever roam the Earth.
Oh dear god the raptor fences are down, lets just pray we dont run into a velocistamos for if we do he will swoon us with his devilish charm...then eat us.
by JLAT March 03, 2011
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