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The only place in the world where someone with a pass degree (i.e. too thick for third class honours) and who takes over ten years to get a masters degree (it usually takes only one year) can blag a job as a principal scientist. Gearge dubya Bush can always get a job as Professor of Linguistics at Velindre when he retires.
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Synonym for corruption and nepotism Question: Where can someone who is totally unqualified get a job as general manager?
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Velindre is a thoroughly British institution that continues to make a significant contribution to reducing welfare dependence - by employing just about any loser. Ronald Reagan (or any other dumb ass for that matter) could have been a Velindre honcho, even if he had to take the Alzheimer’s Express to work.
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